nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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(Source: dveon, via fake-dildo)

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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(via spoken-not-written)